Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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