protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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