I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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