google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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