I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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