he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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