i think i have two assholes
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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