Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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