I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.