i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Randomize
