Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
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just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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