My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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