It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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