I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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