well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
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I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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