It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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