Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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