all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
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