hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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