Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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