There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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