My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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