I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
So much rum. So many feels.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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