Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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