Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize
