so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He kissed a someone with a penis
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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