Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
another moral hangover. fuck.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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