I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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