left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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