Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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