My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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