your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I need a beard to bite.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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