after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i out mim tonsoeep
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