Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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