While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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