Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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