found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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