awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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