We won't sleep together?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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