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I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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