Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes