the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.