Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Come share oat with me in your robe
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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