Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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