hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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