I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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