you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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