He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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