You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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