The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
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How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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