belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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