Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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