Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I'm passing your future prison.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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