physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She just used a chaser for red wine.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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