awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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