I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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