I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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