this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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