he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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