is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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