Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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