It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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